tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48987969527797268122024-03-13T08:00:53.446-07:00Mom ForwardsWHERE FWDS FROM YOUR MOM COME TO DIEkmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-13208729388835662522008-11-17T14:47:00.000-08:002008-11-17T14:53:53.802-08:00Fwd: A Few Thoughts on Cat Baths... By The Cats---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />From: <span dir="ltr">MOM</span><br />Date: Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 10:41 AM<br />Subject: A Few Thoughts on Cat Baths... By The Cats<br />To: undisclosed-recipients<br /><br /><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><b><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: red;">A few thoughts on cat baths... By The Cats:</span></b></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07m3h4vI/AAAAAAAAAUA/1Fz9SmRF86M/s1600-h/-10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07m3h4vI/AAAAAAAAAUA/1Fz9SmRF86M/s320/-10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762343883105010" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'No, no, no, no..... NOOOOOO!</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07tLoumI/AAAAAAAAAT4/Su-52JIV4w4/s1600-h/-9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 315px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07tLoumI/AAAAAAAAAT4/Su-52JIV4w4/s320/-9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762345578052194" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07dFCT0I/AAAAAAAAATw/gkWtduE_zC4/s1600-h/-8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 314px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07dFCT0I/AAAAAAAAATw/gkWtduE_zC4/s320/-8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762341255401282" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'Traction.... I'm losing Traction!'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07bhtl3I/AAAAAAAAATo/YjGSQA7O5To/s1600-h/-7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07bhtl3I/AAAAAAAAATo/YjGSQA7O5To/s320/-7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762340838807410" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'No, I'm not your Good Little Kitty anymore.'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07fywOsI/AAAAAAAAATg/irdDK5nfS-s/s1600-h/-6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH07fywOsI/AAAAAAAAATg/irdDK5nfS-s/s320/-6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762341984025282" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'E.T. Phone home...... Quick!'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0yBvlfYI/AAAAAAAAATY/KSD9HyFIpzA/s1600-h/-5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0yBvlfYI/AAAAAAAAATY/KSD9HyFIpzA/s320/-5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762179298852226" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'You SUCK!'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0yO4DRbI/AAAAAAAAATQ/tu-jLyZYACU/s1600-h/-4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0yO4DRbI/AAAAAAAAATQ/tu-jLyZYACU/s320/-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762182824019378" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'I don't think I like you anymore.'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0xysw1MI/AAAAAAAAATI/2jSlpYW6roM/s1600-h/-3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0xysw1MI/AAAAAAAAATI/2jSlpYW6roM/s320/-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762175260480706" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'Jeeez, you call this water warm?'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0x6ZFPaI/AAAAAAAAATA/dPOSiBNQNds/s1600-h/-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0x6ZFPaI/AAAAAAAAATA/dPOSiBNQNds/s320/-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762177325415842" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay.'</b></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0xtMWf0I/AAAAAAAAAS4/HUlplxlxjPQ/s1600-h/-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SSH0xtMWf0I/AAAAAAAAAS4/HUlplxlxjPQ/s320/-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269762173782359874" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"><b>'But You Said You Loved Me!'</b></span></span>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-46402817819674828622008-11-07T15:35:00.000-08:002008-11-13T14:40:03.998-08:00FW: DO NOT SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING-GUM<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">---------- Forwarded message ----------</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">From: MOM</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Date: Thu, Nov 6, 2008 at 12:08 AM</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Subject: Re: </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To: KID</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">DO NOT SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING-GUM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">or else, see what happens:</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SRTQzKBArfI/AAAAAAAAARE/W_N2Qe_2LF4/s1600-h/-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 401px; height: 226px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SRTQzKBArfI/AAAAAAAAARE/W_N2Qe_2LF4/s320/-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266063441583451634" border="0" /></a>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-26101408106704043982008-11-03T12:06:00.000-08:002008-11-03T12:08:01.113-08:00Fwd: [Fwd: Political Put Downs]<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Begin forwarded message:</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Winston Churchill had been drinking heavily at a party when he bumped into Bessie Braddock, a Socialist Member of Parliament.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Mr. Churchill, you are drunk," Braddock said harshly.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Churchill paused and said, "And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. I'll be sober in the morning."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Henry Clay was sitting outside a Washington hotel with Massachusetts Senator Daniel Webster.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">They watched a man walk by with a pack of mules and Webster remarked, "Clay, there goes a number of your Kentucky constituents."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Yes," Clay replied, "they must be on their way to Massachusetts to teach school."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">John Wilkes, an eighteenth-century political reformer, was involved in a particularly angry exchange with John Montagu, the Fourth Earl of Sandwich. "Sir," Montagu exclaimed, "I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To which Wilkes responded, "That, sir, depends on whether I first embrace your Lordship's principles or your Lordship's mistresses."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">During a television debate against incumbent U.S. Senator Fritz Hollings in 1986, Republican candidate Henry McMaster challenged his opponent to take a drug test.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"I'll take a drug test," Hollings responded, "if you'll take an IQ test."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">In the fifth century B.C., Alcibiades debated his uncle, the Greek orator Pericles.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"When I was your age, Alcibiades, I talked just the way you are now talking," Pericles said.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"If only I had known you, Pericles," Alcibiades replied, "when you were at your best."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">At the Versailles Peace Conference in 1919, Georges Clemenceau held out for the harshest terms against Germany. Someone pointed out that historians would be arguing for generations over who was responsible for starting the Great War.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Yes," Clemenceau said, "but one thing is certain: They will not say that Belgium invaded Germany."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">During one of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, U.S. Senator Stephen Douglas called Abraham Lincoln "two-faced."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To which Lincoln replied, "I leave it to my audience. If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Just after the 1992 Republication National Convention, Vice President Dan Quayle revealed that he planned to be "a pit bull" in the upcoming campaign against the Democratic presidential candidate Bill Clinton and his running mate Al Gore.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When Clinton was asked for his reaction, he replied: "That's got every fire hydrant in America worried."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When the Reverend Edward Everett Hale was chaplain of the U.S. Senate, he was asked if he prayed for the Senators.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"No," he said. "I look at the Senators and pray for the country."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Once when television reporter Andrew Kirtzman was interviewing New York Mayor Ed Koch, the reporter pressed the mayor on an inconsistency.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Finally, Koch, a bit frustrated, leaned closer to the reporter and said, "I can explain this to you; I can't comprehend it for you."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A foreign diplomat walked into Abraham Lincoln's office while the president was polishing his shoes.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Mr. President!" the startled diplomat said with disdain, "you black your own boots?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Yes," Lincoln said, "whose boots do you black?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Playwright George Bernard Shaw invited Winston Churchill to the first night of his newest play, enclosing two tickets: "One for yourself and one for a friend – if you have one."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Churchill wrote back, saying he couldn't make it, but could he have tickets for the second night – "if there is one."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice Melville W. Fuller was presiding at a church conference when an audience member rose and began a tirade against universities and education, saying that he gave thanks to God that he had never been corrupted by any contact with a college.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Do I understand the speaker thanks God for his ignorance?" Fuller interrupted.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Well, yes, if you want to put it that way," the man answered.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Then," Fuller replied, "you have a great deal to be thankful for."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">* * *</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The conservative Winston Churchill was often at odds with Clement Attlee, leader of the Labor Party, which advocated a greater role for government in economic policy. Churchill once entered a men's room to find Attlee standing at the urinal. Churchill took a position at the other end of the trough.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Feeling standoffish today, are we, Winston?" Attlee asked.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"That's right," Churchill responded. "Every time you see something big, you want to nationalize it."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">*Excerpted from /I'll Be Sober in the Morning: Great Political Comebacks, Putdowns and Ripostes/, edited by Chris Lamb.*</span><br /><br /></span>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-25806600604461667902008-10-23T10:05:00.000-07:002008-10-23T10:08:33.066-07:00Fw: Does This Pumpkin Make My Butt Look Big?----- Original Message ----- <div style="background: rgb(228, 228, 228) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><b>From:</b> MOM<a title="robertrrinehart@cox.net" href="mailto:robertrrinehart@cox.net" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> </div> <div><b>To:</b> KID<a title="blimoli@cox.net" href="mailto:blimoli@cox.net" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> </div> <div><b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:37 PM</div> <div><b>Subject:</b> Fw: Does This Pumpkin Make My Butt Look Big?</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SQCvJBKbvpI/AAAAAAAAAQE/CIDPxWvQydM/s1600-h/-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 383px; height: 241px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SQCvJBKbvpI/AAAAAAAAAQE/CIDPxWvQydM/s320/-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260396934234619538" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"><div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Happy Halloween!! You've been Mooned!!</span> </div> <div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 36pt;">One rule to this game....</span><span> </span>You can NOT get someone who has already gotten you!</div> <div style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back!</div> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> </p></div> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> </p>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-29072662453751810832008-10-21T15:01:00.001-07:002008-10-21T15:11:03.439-07:00from grandma---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />From: <b class="gmail_sendername">Grandma</b><span dir="ltr"></span><br />Date: Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 11:54 AM<br />Subject: (no subject)<br />To: recipients <undisclosed><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Happy Trails to You Until We Meet Again!<br /><br /></undisclosed><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:blue;" >Hi there, I thought that you would like to hear this from me and not from someone else. I know what you are probably thinking. This is supposed to be a secret, but the truth will eventually come out.....<br />Anyway guess who is due in </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" > </span></span><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:blue;" >2</span></span></b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:blue;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:blue;" >mont</span></span><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:blue;" >hs</span></span></b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" > <span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"> SCROLL DOWN........<br /></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:7;"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial;">Santa Claus</span></span></p><p><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=image001.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/image001.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:7;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:36;" ></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:7;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:36;" ></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:7;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:36;" ></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:7;"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial;">Gotcha!!!</span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:7;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:36;" ></span></span></p><p><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=image002.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/image002.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:7;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:36;" ></span></span></p><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:7;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:36;" ></span></span></p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:7;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;">You know it intrigued you enough to scroll down</span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:7;"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial;">!!!</span></span>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-5412785359124296922008-10-21T12:47:00.000-07:002008-10-21T12:53:06.808-07:00FW: RE: RE: You are 1 of my 11<b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: bold;">From:</span></span></b> MOM<br /><p><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sent:</span></b> Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:51 AM<br /><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">To:</span></b> KIDS<a href="mailto:DBQ058YM@arch.pvt.k12.ia.us" target="_blank"></a><br /><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:</span></b> RE: You are 1 of my 11</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: blue;">I don't normally do this but the prayer is beautiful.</span></span></p> <div> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p> </div><br /><div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%"> </span></span></div> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: bold;">From:</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"> MOM'S FRIEND<br /><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sent:</span></b> Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:33 AM<br /><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">To:</span></b> MOM<br /><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:</span></b> Fwd: You are 1 of my 11</span></span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /><br />Subject: <span>Fw</span>: You are 1 of my 11</span></span></p> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p></div></div><div><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Subject:</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> You are 1 of my 11</span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; color: navy;">L</span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">ook at the picture read the prayer and then make a wish and read the prayer again. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span></span></p> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt;"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SP4yLXZvylI/AAAAAAAAAPk/TEtUahaSac4/s1600-h/-3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SP4yLXZvylI/AAAAAAAAAPk/TEtUahaSac4/s320/-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259696585657272914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"><br /></span></span></p> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%"> </span></span></div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">Hi - I am picking 11 people who have touched my life and who I think<br /> would want to receive this. Please send it back to me (You'll see why). <br /> <br /> In case you are not aware, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways, meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love. <br /> She is represented by roses. May everyone who receives this message be blessed. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"> <br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">Theresa'<span>s</span> Prayer cannot be deleted. <b><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /> REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer</span></b>. That'<span>s</span> all you have to do. <br /> There is nothing attached. Just share this with people and see what happens on the fourth day. <br /> Sorry you have to forward the message, but try not to break this, please. <br /> Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. Read the prayer below. <br /> <br /> <br /> <u><br /> Saint Theresa' <span>s</span> Prayer</u><br /> <br /> <br /> May today there be peace within. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">May you trust God that you are exactly where <span>y</span> <span>ou</span> are meant to be </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">May you use those gifts that you have received, and pas<span>s</span> on the love that has been given to you. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">May you be content knowing you are a child of God. Let this presence settle into your bones, </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"> <br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; font-family: Verdana;">It is there for each and every one of us.<br /> <br /> Now, send this to 11 people within the next 5 minutes. And remember to send this back. I count as 1...you'll see why. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div style="margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0.5in;"> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-70073360806655387702008-10-13T15:34:00.000-07:002008-10-13T15:53:17.614-07:00Fw: Mental Floss<a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-1-5.gif" target="_blank"></a>From: MOM<br />Subject: Mental Floss<br />To: KID<br />Date: Sunday, October 12, 2008, 11:59 AM<br /><br /><div> <div> </div> <div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:arial;font-size:10pt;"> <div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> A forward</span></strong></div> <div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">MOM</span></strong></div></div> <div><br /></div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" ></span></span></p></div> </div> <p style="border: medium none ; padding: 0in; margin-left: 3.75pt;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" ></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" ></span></span></p><div style="border-style: none none none solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color blue; border-width: medium medium medium 1.5pt; padding: 0in 0in 0in 4pt;"> </div> <span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >Read out loud the text inside the triangle below. </span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-1-5.gif" target="_blank"><img style="width: 377px; height: 324px;" src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-1-5.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! and. ....... </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><br />if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see<br />that the word THE is repeated twice!<br />Sorry, look again. </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" ><br /><br />Next, let's play with some words. </span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >What do you see? </span></span><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-1-4.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-1-4.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" >In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" >Now, what do you see?</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-2-4.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-2-4.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" >You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?<br /><br />What do you see here?</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-2-3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-2-3.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" >This one is quite tricky! </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" ><br />The word TEACH reflects as LEARN. </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" ><br /><br />Last one. </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br />What do you see? </span></span><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-3-4.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-3-4.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" >You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......<br />when you look through ME </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >you will see YOU! </span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" ><br /><br />Do you need to look again?</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><b><i><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-style: italic;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >Test Your Brain </span></span></i></b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" ><br />This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though. </span></span><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-4-4.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-4-4.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:maroon;" >ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" > </span></span></b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" > </span></span><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" > </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" ><br /><br />Count every '</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:red;" > F </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" >' in the following text: </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:maroon;" ><br /><br />FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE<br />SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI<br />FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH<br />THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" > </span></span></b><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" ><br />(SEE BELOW)<br /><br />HOW MANY ?<br />WRONG, THERE ARE </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:red;" >6</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" >-- no joke.<br />READ IT AGAIN !<br />Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. </span></span></b><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:blue;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:blue;" ><br />The reasoning behind is further down. </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:13;color:navy;" ><br />The brain cannot process 'OF'. </span></span></b><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-5-3.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-5-3.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!<br />Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius. </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /><br /> </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:85%;color:navy;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-weight: bold; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-size:10;color:navy;" ><br />Three is normal, four is quite rare.<br /><br />Send this to your friends.<br />It will drive them crazy.!<br />And keep them occupied<br />For several minutes..!</span></span></b><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-6-3.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-6-3.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:13;color:black;" >look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working . If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ </span></span><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-7-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-7-2.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-71821722950931352182008-10-03T12:38:00.000-07:002008-10-03T12:53:17.976-07:00Fwd: These are just fab<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ3NQzhP1I/AAAAAAAAANk/RB42KyKJt-w/s1600-h/Unknown-14.jpeg"></a>From: MOM<br />Subject: FW: These are just fab<br />To: KIDS<br />Date: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:50 PM<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" 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{parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2bPDPJnI/AAAAAAAAALs/9JcLJ0GdACc/s1600-h/Unknown-4.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2bPDPJnI/AAAAAAAAALs/9JcLJ0GdACc/s320/Unknown-4.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253016225642915442" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2bT3ZrUI/AAAAAAAAAL0/VmXxpqcQsHc/s1600-h/Unknown-1.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2bT3ZrUI/AAAAAAAAAL0/VmXxpqcQsHc/s320/Unknown-1.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253016226935450946" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2bc5lSgI/AAAAAAAAAL8/zbMb5mwBMgQ/s1600-h/Unknown-2.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2bc5lSgI/AAAAAAAAAL8/zbMb5mwBMgQ/s320/Unknown-2.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253016229360519682" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2blHhLVI/AAAAAAAAAME/-b8tFD3U8a4/s1600-h/Unknown-3.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOZ2blHhLVI/AAAAAAAAAME/-b8tFD3U8a4/s320/Unknown-3.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253016231566454098" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Today is International Disturbed People's Day</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=Unknown-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/Unknown-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >I don't care if you lick windows,</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >take the special bus</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >or occasionally pee on yourself..</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >You hang in there sunshine, you're special</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a fullminute of happiness you'll never get back.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Today's Message of the Day is:</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Send to all the people you love and don't want to lose in 2008, even me.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >If you get 3 back, you are a great friend.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.</span><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=Unknown1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/Unknown1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-39425263729858036862008-09-30T12:48:00.000-07:002008-09-30T13:01:27.548-07:00Fwd: Our Amazing Planets... Must See!!!Now How Big Are You ?<br />GONNA HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN...<br />THIS IS COOL!<br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=Unknown.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/Unknown.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />Humbling<br /><br />Now, THIS is really fascinating - it's rather dazzling to see<br /><br />it presented<br /><br />This way.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDMVxTgCI/AAAAAAAAAKE/MY-g-PD9Frc/s1600-h/Unknown.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDMVxTgCI/AAAAAAAAAKE/MY-g-PD9Frc/s320/Unknown.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251904363493031970" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDhlaz7RI/AAAAAAAAAKM/9s52FuqPfoc/s1600-h/Unknown-1.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDhlaz7RI/AAAAAAAAAKM/9s52FuqPfoc/s320/Unknown-1.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251904728470908178" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDiFVQSzI/AAAAAAAAAKU/Bt0T290GnBE/s1600-h/Unknown-2.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDiFVQSzI/AAAAAAAAAKU/Bt0T290GnBE/s320/Unknown-2.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251904737037536050" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">I CERTAINLY THOUGHT THIS WAS ENLIGHTENING. BEYOND OUR SUN ... IT'S A BIG UNIVERSE.</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDiaQ7mzI/AAAAAAAAAKc/ZWiVCCoAu-0/s1600-h/Unknown-3.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDiaQ7mzI/AAAAAAAAAKc/ZWiVCCoAu-0/s320/Unknown-3.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251904742656547634" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDiZPf90I/AAAAAAAAAKk/cFL6rB0mIos/s1600-h/Unknown-4.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDiZPf90I/AAAAAAAAAKk/cFL6rB0mIos/s320/Unknown-4.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251904742382106434" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ANTARES IS THE 15TH BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">IT IS MORE THAN 1000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY.</span><br /><br /><br />NOW TRY TO WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THIS.........<br /><br />THIS IS A HUBBLE TELESCOPE ULTRA DEEP FIELD INFRARED VIEW OF COUNTLESS<br />'ENTIRE' GALAXIES BILLIONS OF LIGHT-YEARS AWAY.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDkJq8QZI/AAAAAAAAAKs/Uiv6-SZnpPs/s1600-h/Unknown-5.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKDkJq8QZI/AAAAAAAAAKs/Uiv6-SZnpPs/s320/Unknown-5.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251904772561977746" border="0" /></a><br />BELOW IS A CLOSE UP OF ONE OF THE DARKEST REGIONS OF THE PHOTO ABOVE.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKECimvQ1I/AAAAAAAAAK0/7JjuAdaM4S4/s1600-h/Unknown-6.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKECimvQ1I/AAAAAAAAAK0/7JjuAdaM4S4/s320/Unknown-6.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251905294651310930" border="0" /></a><br />HUMBLING, ISN'T IT?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And yet, Someone knows how many hairs are on your head,<br /><br />and not even a single sparrow dies apart from his will (Mt 10:29-31)!<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">NOW HOW BIG ARE YOU?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">AND HOW BIG ARE THE THINGS THAT UPSET YOU TODAY?</span><br /><br /><br />KEEP LIFE IN PERSPECTIVE.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKECheUL_I/AAAAAAAAAK8/l-_Ckhvh228/s1600-h/Unknown-7.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SOKECheUL_I/AAAAAAAAAK8/l-_Ckhvh228/s320/Unknown-7.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251905294347546610" border="0" /></a><br />AND DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF!<br /><br />IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL (Job 38)<br /><br /><br /><br /> HOPE YOU CAN FIND TIME TO FORWARD THIS TO A FRIEND.....................<br /><br /><br /> I did.....................<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">'Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulders and your hand over my mouth!'</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">'Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> God and our Savior Jesus Christ;' ~Titus 2:13</span>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-59233794979781222552008-09-29T14:30:00.000-07:002008-09-29T14:51:16.762-07:00Fwd: In charge - colonoscopy awareness<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---------- Forwarded message ----------</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">From: MOM</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">To: KIDS</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:12:45 -0400</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Subject: In charge - colonoscopy awareness</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">The Colonoscopy</span><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-2-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-2-2.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-1-3.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-1-3.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-3-3.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-3-3.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-4-3.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-4-3.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'</span><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-5-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-5-2.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a>'<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">I should be in charge,' said the blood ,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away .'</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">'because I process food and give all of you energy.'</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-6-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-6-2.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">'I should be in charge,' said the legs,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'</span><br /><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-7-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-7-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a>'<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">I should be in charge,' said the eyes,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'</span><br />'<br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-8-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-8-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">I should be in charge,' said the rectum,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Within a few days,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;">the brain</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> had a terrible headache,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-family: trebuchet ms;">the stomach </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">was bloated,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">the legs</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> got wobbly,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">the eyes </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">got watery,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">and </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">the blood </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">was toxic.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The Moral of the story?</span><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-9-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-9-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The ass hole</span> is usually the one in charge!</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">If you don't send this to at least three people....who gives a shit?</span>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-67298611480650433062008-09-26T14:14:00.000-07:002008-09-26T14:20:07.051-07:00Fwd: Under-30s!<div>Begin forwarded message:</div><br /><blockquote type="cite"><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>From: MOM</b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Date: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >September 17, 2008 7:46:28 AM PDT</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>To: </b></span>KIDS</div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 14px;"><br /></div> <div><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:Arial;">It gets funnier as it goes on!<span> "</span></span><span>Sorry" (not very though) to the 2 of you that aren't yet 30...:)</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><i><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:12;" ><span style="font-size:180%;">THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!! !<br /><br />When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears<br />With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were<br />When they were growing up; what with walking<br />Twenty-five miles to school every morning ... Uphill BOTH ways<br />Yadda, yadda, yadda<br />And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,<br />There was no way in hell I was going to lay<br />a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it<br />And how easy they've got it!<br />But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of<br />Thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.<br />You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my<br />Childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!<br />And I hate to say it but you kids today you<br />Don't know how good you've got it!<br />I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The<br />Internet.<br />If we wanted to know something,<br />We had to go to the damn library and<br />Look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!<br />There was no email!! We had to actually write<br />Somebody a letter.<br />with a pen!<br />Then you had to walk all the way across the street and<br />Put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!<br />There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to<br />Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and<br />Shoplift it yourself!<br />Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the<br />DJ'd usually talk over the<br />Beginning and @#*% it all up!<br />We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you<br />Were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal,<br />that's it!<br />And we didn't have fancy Caller, ID Boxes either!<br />When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was!<br />It could be your school, your Mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug<br />Dealer,<br />a collections agent, you just didn't know!!!<br />You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!<br />We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with<br />High-resolution 3-D graphics!<br />We had the Atari 2600 !<br />Wit h games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'.<br />Your guy was a<br />Little square!<br />You actually had to use your imagination! !<br />And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen<br />Forever!<br />And you could never win.<br />The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster<br />Until you died!<br />Just like LIFE!<br />When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium<br />Seating!<br />All the seats were the same height!<br />If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and<br />You couldn't see,<br />You were just screwed!<br />Sure, we had cable television, but back then that<br />Was only like 15 channels<br />And there was no on screen menu and no remote control!<br />You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was<br />On!<br />You were screwed when it came to channel surfing!<br />You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the<br />Channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get<br />Cartoons on Saturday Morning.<br />Do you hear what I'm saying?<br />We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little<br />bRats!<br />And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat<br />Something up we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ..<br />Imagine that!<br />If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing<br />And shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.<br />That's exactly what I'm talking about!<br />You kids today have got it too easy.<br />You're spoiled.<br />You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 !<br /><br />Regards,<br />The over 30 Crowd<br />Send this to someone you'd like to make smile, whether they are<br />Under 30 or not.</span></span></span></i> </p></span></div></blockquote>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-21535860820271444162008-09-26T10:49:00.001-07:002008-09-26T10:52:02.472-07:00Fwd: One Day---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />From: MOM<br />Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 5:04 PM<br />Subject: Fwd: One Day<br />To: KID<br /><br /><dl><dd><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">One day, long, long ago.......<br /><br /></span></dd><dd><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">There lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.</span></dd><dd><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ></span><br /></dd><dd><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SN0g0sOE4sI/AAAAAAAAAJs/9-P0WZ_bl1Y/s1600-h/-19.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SN0g0sOE4sI/AAAAAAAAAJs/9-P0WZ_bl1Y/s320/-19.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250388830179353282" border="0" /></a></dd><dd><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span></dd><dd><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" >But this was a long time ago.......<br /><br /></span></dd><dd><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" >And it was just that one day.<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" >The End</span></dd></dl>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-7952105843434474342008-09-25T10:32:00.000-07:002008-09-26T14:28:39.278-07:00FW: Advice from Bill Gates<div style="text-align: left;"><blockquote type="cite"><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>From: MOM</b></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Date: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >June 12, 2008 11:30:39 AM PDT</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>To: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >KIDS</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Subject: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>FW: Advice from <span class="nfakPe">Bill</span> <span class="nfakPe">Gates</span></b></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 14px;"><br /></div> <span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><p>This should be posted in all schools .</p><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><p>Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some</p><p>advice.</p><p><span class="nfakPe">Bill</span> <span class="nfakPe">Gates</span> recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.</p><p>Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!</p><p>Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something</p><p>BEFORE you feel good about yourself.</p><p>Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.</p><p>Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.</p><p>Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.</p><p>Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.</p><p>Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.</p><p>Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.</p><p>Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.</p><p>Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.</p><p>Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.</p><p>If you agree, pass it on.</p><p>If you can read this - Thank a teacher!</p><p>If you are reading it in English -Thank a soldier</p></span></blockquote></div>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-8500938632690039002008-09-24T10:56:00.000-07:002008-09-26T14:29:45.882-07:00Fw: Interesting FactsFrom: MOM<br />Subject: Interesting Facts<br />To: KIDS<br />Date: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 8:12 AM<br /><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:maroon;" >"Stewardesses"</span></span><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-1-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-1-2.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:maroon;" >is the longest word typed with only the left hand<br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:maroon;" >And "lollipop"</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-2-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-2-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:maroon;" >is the longest word typed with your right hand.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(192, 80, 77);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(192, 80, 77);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;" >(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)</span></span></a><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:purple;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:purple;" >No word in the English language rhymes with</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:purple;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:purple;" >month, orange, silver, or purple.<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAifgXFHI/AAAAAAAAAGw/9v-2ZjsOfBU/s1600-h/-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 142px; height: 178px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAifgXFHI/AAAAAAAAAGw/9v-2ZjsOfBU/s320/-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249649645714871410" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqCFKXQbUI/AAAAAAAAAI4/ogowPOQ-eeo/s1600-h/-18.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqCFKXQbUI/AAAAAAAAAI4/ogowPOQ-eeo/s320/-18.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249651340846591298" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:black;" >"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:maroon;" >(Are you doubting this?)<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAigQ8DxI/AAAAAAAAAG4/_Dcz0X4nR8Q/s1600-h/-2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAigQ8DxI/AAAAAAAAAG4/_Dcz0X4nR8Q/s320/-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249649645918621458" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >Our eyes</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-3-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-3-2.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >are always the same sizefrom birth, </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >but our nose</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-4-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-4-2.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >and ears</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzCMef2I/AAAAAAAAAHA/vwNbPoPV48w/s1600-h/-3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzCMef2I/AAAAAAAAAHA/vwNbPoPV48w/s320/-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249649929904619362" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >never stop growing.<br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:maroon;" >The sentence:</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:navy;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:navy;" >"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:maroon;" >uses every letter of the alphabet.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br />(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzGSRJ0I/AAAAAAAAAHI/5mZMOl7328E/s1600-h/-4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzGSRJ0I/AAAAAAAAAHI/5mZMOl7328E/s320/-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249649931002652482" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" ><br />The words 'racecar,'</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-5-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-5-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >'kayak' </span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzboaf4I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/egvT-Zbx54E/s1600-h/-5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 127px; height: 58px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzboaf4I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/egvT-Zbx54E/s320/-5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249649936732684162" border="0" /> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >and 'level'</span></span></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzWG--tI/AAAAAAAAAHY/gdh6bLPRqlA/s1600-h/-6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 129px; height: 36px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzWG--tI/AAAAAAAAAHY/gdh6bLPRqlA/s320/-6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249649935250291410" border="0" /> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >are the same whether they are read</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >left to right or right to left (palindromes).</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:maroon;" >(Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)</span></span></a><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:blue;" >There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:blue;" >tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:maroon;" >(You're not doubting this, are you?)</span></span> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:maroon;" >There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" >(Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)<br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:green;" >TYPEWRITER </span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-6-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-6-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >s the longest word</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:maroon;" >(All you typists are going to test this out)</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:gray;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:gray;" >A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. </span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-7.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-7.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >A goldfish </span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-8.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-8.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:black;" >has a memory span of three seconds.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:maroon;" >(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:black;" ><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:black;" >A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. </span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-9.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-9.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:blue;" >A shark</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-10.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-10.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.<br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >A snail </span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-11.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-11.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a> <span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >can sleep for three years.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:maroon;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:maroon;" >(I know some people that could do this too.!)<br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:olive;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:olive;" >Almonds are a member of the peach</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzkW_caI/AAAAAAAAAHg/uGmND_9lq28/s1600-h/-7.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqAzkW_caI/AAAAAAAAAHg/uGmND_9lq28/s320/-7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249649939075527074" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:olive;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:olive;" >family.<br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:blue;" >An ostrich's eye</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCe5C9pI/AAAAAAAAAHo/IXnZ7LLd7CU/s1600-h/-8.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCe5C9pI/AAAAAAAAAHo/IXnZ7LLd7CU/s320/-8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650195305789074" border="0" /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:blue;" >is bigger than its brain.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:blue;" >(I know some people like that also)</span></span></a><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >Babies </span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-12.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-12.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >are born without kneecaps.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:gray;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:gray;" >February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCkrz5LI/AAAAAAAAAHw/JwNGhmYqC4M/s1600-h/-9.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCkrz5LI/AAAAAAAAAHw/JwNGhmYqC4M/s320/-9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650196860888242" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCjVFbaI/AAAAAAAAAH4/qfc4dy5PLjU/s1600-h/-10.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 248px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCjVFbaI/AAAAAAAAAH4/qfc4dy5PLjU/s320/-10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650196497132962" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:teal;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:teal;" >If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:teal;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:teal;" >the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBC1VGt5I/AAAAAAAAAIA/5F7qJM9DuBc/s1600-h/-11.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBC1VGt5I/AAAAAAAAAIA/5F7qJM9DuBc/s320/-11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650201329055634" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCzXqf2I/AAAAAAAAAII/e9FGvNWey4U/s1600-h/-12.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 120px; height: 168px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCzXqf2I/AAAAAAAAAII/e9FGvNWey4U/s320/-12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650200802918242" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBCzXqf2I/AAAAAAAAAII/e9FGvNWey4U/s1600-h/-12.jpg"><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:purple;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:purple;" >Peanuts</span></span></a><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-13.gif" target="_blank"><img style="width: 114px; height: 43px;" src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-13.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:purple;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:purple;" >are one of the ingredients of dynamite!</span></span></a><br /><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-14.gif" target="_blank"><img style="width: 167px; height: 71px;" src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-14.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQFtMdsI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/XX7sZqWXmnA/s1600-h/-13.jpg"><span style="color: rgb(0, 193, 194);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 193, 194);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >Rubber bands</span></span><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQFtMdsI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/XX7sZqWXmnA/s320/-13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650429063362242" border="0" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 193, 194);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 193, 194);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >last longer when refrigerated.</span></span> </a><div> <div style="margin-bottom: 13.5pt;"> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"></span></span> </p></div></div></div></div><br /><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-15.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-15.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:navy;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:navy;" >The cruise liner, QE 2</span></span> </p><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQMBqdtI/AAAAAAAAAIY/pEMH7aHpZk0/s1600-h/-14.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQMBqdtI/AAAAAAAAAIY/pEMH7aHpZk0/s320/-14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650430759827154" border="0" /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:navy;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:navy;" >moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.</span></span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >The microwave</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQP1sduI/AAAAAAAAAIg/In3gP5G4kI0/s1600-h/-15.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQP1sduI/AAAAAAAAAIg/In3gP5G4kI0/s320/-15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650431783368418" border="0" /><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;color:blue;" >(Good thing he did that.)</span></span> </a><div> <div> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"></span></span> </p></div></div></div></div> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:blue;" >The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQXreWYI/AAAAAAAAAIo/hsd8mioOtB4/s1600-h/-16.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQXreWYI/AAAAAAAAAIo/hsd8mioOtB4/s320/-16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650433887984002" border="0" /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:blue;" >froze completely solid.</span></span> </a><div> <div> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"></span></span> </p></div></div></div></div> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:purple;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:purple;" >There are more chickens</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-16.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-16.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:purple;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:purple;" >than people in the world.</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQbcLvGI/AAAAAAAAAIw/oyQG2lO3zKU/s1600-h/-17.jpg"><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >Winston Churchill</span></span><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNqBQbcLvGI/AAAAAAAAAIw/oyQG2lO3zKU/s320/-17.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249650434897591394" border="0" /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:green;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:green;" >was born in a ladies' room during a dance.</span></span> </a><div> <div> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"></span></span> </p></div></div></div></div> <span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >Women blink</span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-17.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-17.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >nearly twice as much as men.</span></span> </a><div> <div> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"></span></span> </p></div></div></div></div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:10;color:blue;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:6;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:24;color:blue;" >Now you know more than you did before!!</span></span> </p>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-39327602737218775042008-09-24T10:24:00.000-07:002008-09-24T11:28:49.943-07:00Fwd: A wee funny<div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>From: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >MOM</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Date: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >September 23, 2008 11:48:33 PM PDT</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>To: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >KIDS</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Subject: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>A wee funny</b></span></div><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13;" ><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><br /><br /><blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"><div><blockquote style="margin-right: 0px;"><div dir="ltr" align="left" lang="en-us"><table width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td bg="" width="100%" style="color:white;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><table width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td bg="" width="100%" style="color:white;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:100%;" > </span><span> </span><br /><div><table width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bg="" width="100%" style="color:white;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><table width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bg="" width="100%" style="color:white;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><table width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bg="" width="100%" style="color:white;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><table width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bg="" width="100%" style="color:white;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><table width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bg="" width="100%" style="color:white;"><div align="center"><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:7;" ><b>WICOE</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><span> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><br />(Women In Charge Of Everything)</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;" ><span> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:100%;" ><span> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Is proud to announce the opening of its</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:6;" ><b><u><br />EVENING CLASSES</u></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:6;" ><b><u><span> </span>FOR MEN!</u></b></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:red;" ><b><u><br />OPEN TO<span> </span><i>MEN</i></u><u><span> </span>ONLY</u></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br />ALL ARE WELCOME</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;" ><i><br /><br />Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants</i></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><i><br /><br />The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:</i></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;" ><b><i><span> </span></i></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;" ><b><u><br /><br />DAY ONE</u></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Step by step guide with slide presentation</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Round table discussion</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />DISHES & SILVERWARE;</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;" ><span> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><b><br />DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK<span> </span><br />OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?</b><br />Debate among a panel of experts.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;" ><span> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />REMOTE CONTROL</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Starting with looking in the right place<br />Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -<span> </span><br />Open forum</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;" ><span> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;" ><b><u><br /><br /><br />DAY TWO</u></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />EMPTY MILK CARTONS;<span> </span><br />DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Group discussion and role play</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />HEALTH WATCH;<span> </span><br />BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />PowerPoint presentation</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Real life testimonial from the one man who did</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY<span> </span><br />AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Driving simulation</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />LIVING WITH ADULTS;<span> </span><br />BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN<br />YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;" ><br />Online class and role playing</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;" ><br />Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES<br />& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;" ><br />Bring your calendar or PDA to class</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />GETTING OVER IT;<span> </span><br />LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME</b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;" ><br />Individual counsellors available</span></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div></blockquote></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></span>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-74641702594576651332008-09-23T15:26:00.000-07:002008-09-24T11:29:32.669-07:00FW: If Women Controlled the World (walking the World for Breast Cancer)---- Original Message -----<br />From: MOM<br />To:<br />Sent: Saturday, October 13, 2007 9:12 PM<br />Subject: FW: If Women Controlled the World (walking the World for Breast Cancer)<br /><br /><br /><br />IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYF20SWI/AAAAAAAAAFg/9WtMDeKauJ0/s1600-h/image001.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYF20SWI/AAAAAAAAAFg/9WtMDeKauJ0/s320/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249352598891546978" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYa-DyyI/AAAAAAAAAFo/UPhkcb7wgRo/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYa-DyyI/AAAAAAAAAFo/UPhkcb7wgRo/s320/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249352604559067938" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYc9mMaI/AAAAAAAAAFw/So5NboZBizE/s1600-h/image003.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYc9mMaI/AAAAAAAAAFw/So5NboZBizE/s320/image003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249352605093999010" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYnNM7dI/AAAAAAAAAF4/aA0yvUlvd4k/s1600-h/image004-1.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYnNM7dI/AAAAAAAAAF4/aA0yvUlvd4k/s320/image004-1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249352607843806674" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYw0-_AI/AAAAAAAAAGA/0F4wSx988MA/s1600-h/image005.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNlyYw0-_AI/AAAAAAAAAGA/0F4wSx988MA/s320/image005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249352610426584066" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5kdf5EfI/AAAAAAAAAGI/QA5ix4Lu8l0/s1600-h/image006.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5kdf5EfI/AAAAAAAAAGI/QA5ix4Lu8l0/s320/image006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249360507977667058" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5k-j03HI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/HemFw7dwKsU/s1600-h/image007.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5k-j03HI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/HemFw7dwKsU/s320/image007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249360516852538482" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5kx2xASI/AAAAAAAAAGY/FeVdKQmIwOk/s1600-h/image008.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5kx2xASI/AAAAAAAAAGY/FeVdKQmIwOk/s320/image008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249360513442316578" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5lMXjKZI/AAAAAAAAAGg/KneI7zGMh_Y/s1600-h/image009.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5lMXjKZI/AAAAAAAAAGg/KneI7zGMh_Y/s320/image009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249360520559143314" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153); font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >Keep her going </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153); font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" > </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153); font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >PLEASE KEEP HER GOING</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5lCyYlzI/AAAAAAAAAGo/5ipAFTHOBKI/s1600-h/image010.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNl5lCyYlzI/AAAAAAAAAGo/5ipAFTHOBKI/s320/image010.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249360517987342130" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-family:arial;" >This woman is walking the World for Breast Cancer. Please pass her on so that she can reach her destination. Say a prayer for all those who are affected by this terrible disease. She's walking around the world - via e-mail!! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-family:arial;" >Pass it on so she can get there! (Please hit your forward button, so the woman stays animated.) </span>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-89536140460453221722008-09-23T14:34:00.001-07:002008-09-23T14:35:21.351-07:00Fwd: An interesting fact to noteBegin forwarded message:<p>From: MOM<br />Date: April 30, 2007 7:20:53 PM PDT<br />To: KIDS<br />Subject: An interesting fact to note<br />At Three minutes and Four seconds after 2 AM on the<br />> 6th of May this year, the time and date will be<br />> 02:03:04 05/06/07.<br />><br />> This will never happen again.</p>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-76737186324737863492008-09-23T11:27:00.000-07:002008-09-24T11:30:09.546-07:00Fwd: FW: HOW TO PROPERLY HUG A BABY---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />Date: Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 6:37 PM<br />Subject: Fwd: FW: HOW TO PROPERLY HUG A BABY<br /><br /><br /><div><div> </div></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p></div> <div> <p><i><b><i><u><span style=";font-family:Georgia Ref;font-size:100%;color:maroon;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:12;color:maroon;" >Instructions for properly hugging a baby:</span></span></u></i></b></i></p></div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Georgia Ref;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" >1. First, uh, find a baby Not mine though!!!</span></span></p></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-jr9K0aI/AAAAAAAAAD4/mhI-co4ccVU/s1600-h/-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-jr9K0aI/AAAAAAAAAD4/mhI-co4ccVU/s320/-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295623492653474" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" >2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-kNDdzLI/AAAAAAAAAEA/ihr2SzRoGXY/s1600-h/-2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-kNDdzLI/AAAAAAAAAEA/ihr2SzRoGXY/s320/-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295632377433266" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" >3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-kDI8maI/AAAAAAAAAEI/5iAM57BxLH4/s1600-h/-3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-kDI8maI/AAAAAAAAAEI/5iAM57BxLH4/s320/-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295629716068770" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" >4. The 'paw slide'. </span></span><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" >Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.</span></span><br /></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-kRLtQrI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/qQzIy1UBe_0/s1600-h/-4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-kRLtQrI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/qQzIy1UBe_0/s320/-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295633485742770" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" >5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.</span></span><br /></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-krz7SzI/AAAAAAAAAEY/pynEGLyASh8/s1600-h/-5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-krz7SzI/AAAAAAAAAEY/pynEGLyASh8/s320/-5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295640633756466" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" >If you don't pass this along, a dogwill pee on your computer!</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-1P8rb-I/AAAAAAAAAEg/ozAZQlIOcEo/s1600-h/-2.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-1P8rb-I/AAAAAAAAAEg/ozAZQlIOcEo/s320/-2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295925212049378" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-1PHwPCI/AAAAAAAAAEo/lu315WxyGLA/s1600-h/-1.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-1PHwPCI/AAAAAAAAAEo/lu315WxyGLA/s320/-1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295924990065698" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-1pEywvI/AAAAAAAAAEw/PazWEGIBie4/s1600-h/-6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk-1pEywvI/AAAAAAAAAEw/PazWEGIBie4/s320/-6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249295931956970226" border="0" /></a>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-82186702430157121042008-09-22T18:53:00.001-07:002008-09-23T11:35:21.141-07:00Fwd: Did you know?<span style="font-family:arial;">---------- Forwarded message ----------</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">From: MOM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Date: September 12, 2008 1:01:20 PM PDT</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">To:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Subject: FW:Did you know?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">(Hardly seems worth it.)</span></span><p style="font-family:arial;"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Now that's more like it !)</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">The human heart creates enough pressure</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(O.M.G.!)</span> A<br />pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.. <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)</span><br />A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to<br />death. (Creepy.) <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(I'm still not over the pig.)</span> Banging your head<br />against a wall uses 150 calories a hour <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Don't try this at home, maybe</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">at work) </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">attached to its body. </span>The female initiates sex by ripping the male's<br />head off. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">The flea can jump 350 times</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">field.</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">The catfish has over</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">27,000 taste buds. </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)</span><br />Some lions mate over 50 times a day. <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(I still want to be a pig in my</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">next life...quality over quantity)</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"> Butterflies taste with their feet.</span><br />(Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body<br />is the tongue. <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(Hmmmmmm......)</span> Right-handed people live, on average,<br />nine years longer than left-handed people.<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (If you're ambidextrous,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">do you split the difference?)</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> Elephants are the only animals that</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">cannot jump.</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Okay, so that would be a good thing) </span> A cat's urine<br />glows under a black light. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)</span><br />An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">( I know some people like</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">that.)</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Starfish have no brains </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(I know some people like that too..)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Polar bears are left-handed.</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(If they switch, they'll live a lot</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">longer)</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">pleasure.</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> </span>(What about that pig??) </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">Now that you've smiled at least</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.</span> In other<br />words, send it to everyone !<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> (and God love that pig!)</span></p>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-82827559530707709332008-09-22T13:42:00.001-07:002008-09-24T11:25:55.437-07:00Fwd: FW: [Medical tests for 2007]]---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />From: MOM<br />Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:01:23 EDT<br />Subject: Fwd: FW: [Medical tests for 2007]]<p><br />Medical Test</p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES</p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">FOR 10 SECONDS.....then scroll down.....</p><p><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">now stare at the puppies...</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk_64g7mXI/AAAAAAAAAFA/RQ4f3L-XXNI/s1600-h/-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk_64g7mXI/AAAAAAAAAFA/RQ4f3L-XXNI/s320/-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249297121512495474" border="0" /></a></p><p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">NOW SCROLL DOWN</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk_7GfgHDI/AAAAAAAAAFI/FOYOCCYRfCU/s1600-h/-2.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BLBwjofIxv8/SNk_7GfgHDI/AAAAAAAAAFI/FOYOCCYRfCU/s320/-2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249297125264596018" border="0" /></a></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">THANK YOU.....</span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">YOUR <span style="font-size:180%;">CAT SCAN</span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">and <span style="font-size:180%;">Lab Tests</span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">are now</p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">COMPLETE</span></p><p><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-3.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-3.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p> <p> Sorry, couldn't resist.we all need a good laugh sometimes!</p>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-28993548149132806092008-09-19T17:03:00.001-07:002008-09-24T11:26:32.171-07:00Fwd: Dance, Dance, Dance<div><blockquote type="cite"><div><blockquote type="cite"><div style="margin: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:11;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;font-family:Verdana;font-size:11;" ><div style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">----- Original Message -----<div style="background-color: rgb(228, 228, 228);"><b>From:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space"> MOM</span></div><div><b>Sent:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:47 AM</div><div><b>Subject:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>Dance, Dance, Dance</div></div><div><br /></div><div class="Section1"><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:navy;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></span></div><div><blockquote style="margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div><div><div bgcolor="#ffffff" name="Compose message area"><div><div><div><u1:p></u1:p><table class="MsoNormalTable" style="margin-left: 0.5in; width: 100%;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 1.5pt; width: 100%;" valign="top" width="100%"><p style="text-align: center; margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:13;color:black;" >And </span></span><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:13;color:black;" >all she wants to d</span></span><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:13;color:black;" >o is, </span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:black;" > </span></span><span class="apple-converted-space" style="font-size:130%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" > </span></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >Dance, dance, dance . . .<span class="apple-converted-space"><br /></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center; margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;" align="center"><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><a href="http://s408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/?action=view&current=-4.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/kerryisbest/-4.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >I'm suppose</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >d to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFULWOMEN,<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >And you are one of them !!!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >When asked to share her "beauty tips."</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space" style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"> </span></span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >It was read at her funeral years later.<b><u><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></u></b></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><u><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:Arial Narrow;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:'Arial Narrow';" ><br />For attractive lips<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></u></b></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >, speak words of kindness...</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><u><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Arial Narrow';color:red;" >For lovely eyes</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"> </span></span></span></u></b></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >, seek out the good in people.</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><u><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:Arial Narrow;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:'Arial Narrow';" >For a slim figure</span></span></u></b></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;" >, share your food with the hungry.</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><b><u><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:Arial Narrow;" ><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:'Arial Narrow';" >For beautiful hair</span></span></u></b></strong></span><span class="apple-converted-space" style="font-size:130%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';color:black;" > </span></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><u><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:Arial Narrow;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:'Arial Narrow';" >For poise</span></span></u></b></span><span class="apple-converted-space" style="font-size:130%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';color:black;" > </span></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone...</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >People, even more than things, have to be restored,</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >Renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Arial Narrow';font-size:13;color:black;" >Never throw out anyone.</span></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Arial Narrow';color:black;" >Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,</span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:black;" >You will find one at the end of each of your arms.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Arial Narrow';color:black;" > As you grow older, you will discover that you have<span class="apple-converted-space"><u> </u></span><u>two hands<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></u>;</span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Arial Narrow';color:black;" > One for helping yourself and the other for helping others.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b></span><span class="apple-converted-space" style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial Narrow;color:navy;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Arial Narrow';color:navy;" ><o:p></o:p></span></span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: center; margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:Arial Narrow;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:'Arial Narrow';" >If you share this with another woman,<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:Arial Narrow;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:'Arial Narrow';" >Something good will happen.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />You will boost another woman's self esteem,<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:Arial Narrow;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(194, 0, 0);font-family:'Arial Narrow';" >And she will know that you care about her.</span></span></b></span><span class="apple-converted-space" style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:black;" > </span></span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:black;" >Dance On, Sister!!!</span></span></b></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div><div><p style="margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><u1:p></u1:p><o:p></o:p></span></span></p></div></div><div><div><p style="margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;color:black;" > </span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;"><u1:p></u1:p><o:p></o:p></span></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></span></blockquote></div></blockquote></div>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-9022805699854819102008-09-19T16:50:00.001-07:002008-09-23T15:12:11.449-07:00Fwd: Thanks for your time..<div><div><div>Begin forwarded message:</div> <div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>From: MOM</b></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Date: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >June 10, 2008 3:30:38 PM PDT</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>To: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><Undisclosed-Recipient:;></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Subject: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Fw: Thanks for your time..</b></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 14px;"><br /></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;font-family:Verdana;font-size:11;" ><div> </div><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"><div><div><div><div><div> </div><div> </div><table style="width: 100%;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 1.5pt; width: 100%;" width="100%"><div><div><strong><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >To all my friends I want to THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!</span></span></b></strong><strong></strong></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><u><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.</span></span></u></b></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday."<br />Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"Jack, did you hear me?"</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papy rus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:green;" >"Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put it," Mom told him.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"I loved that old house he lived in," Jack said.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"You know, Jack, after your father died, Mr. Belser stepped in to make sure you had a man's influence in your life," she said.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"He's the one who taught me carpentry," he said. "I wouldn't be in this business if it weren't for him. He spent a lot of time teaching me things he thought were important...Mom, I'll be there for the funeral," Jack said.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> </div></div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >As busy as he was, he kept his word.</span></span></b></div></div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Jack caught the next flight to his hometown.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />Mr. Belser's funeral was small and uneventful.<br />He had no children of his own, and most of his relatives had passed away.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >The night before he had to return home, Jack and his Mom stopped by to see the old house next door one more time.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Standing in the doorway, Jack paused for a moment.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />It was like crossing over into another dimension, a leap through space and time.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />The house was exactly as he remembered.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />Every step held memories.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />Every picture, every piece of furniture....Jack stopped suddenly.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"What's wrong, Jack?" his Mom asked.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"The box is gone," he said</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"What box?" Mom asked.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"There was a small gold box that he kept locked on top of his desk. I must have asked him a thousand times what was inside. All he'd ever tell me was 'the thing I value most,' Jack said.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >It was gone.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />Everything about the house was exactly how Jack remembered it, except for the box.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />He figured someone from the Belser family had taken it.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"Now I'll never know what was so valuable to him," Jack said. "I better get some sleep. I have an early flight home, Mom."</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >It had been about two weeks since Mr. Belser died.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />Returning home from work one day Jack discovered a note in his mailbox. "Signature required on a package. No one at home. Please stop by the main post office within the next three days," the note read.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Early the next day Jack retrieved the package.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />The small box was old and looked like it had been mailed a hundred years ago.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />The handwriting was difficult to read, but the return address caught his attention. "Mr. Harold Belser" it read.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Jack took the box out to his car and ripped open the package.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />There inside was the gold box and an envelope.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Jack's hands shook as he read the note inside.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />"Upon my death, please forward this box and its contents to Jack Bennett. It's the thing I valued most in my life."<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />A small key was taped to the letter.<br />His heart racing, as tears filling his eyes, Jack carefully unlocked the box.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />There inside he found a beautiful gold pocket watch.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Running his fingers slowly over the finely etched casing, he unlatched the cover.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Inside he found these words engraved:</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"Jack, Thanks for your time! -Harold</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Belser."</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"The thing he valued most was...my time"</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >Jack held the watch for a few minutes, then called his office and cleared his appointments for the next two days.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"Why?" Janet, his assistant asked.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"I need some time to spend with my son," he said.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"Oh, by the way, Janet, thanks for your time!"</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:green;" >"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away,"</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" > </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >1.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >2.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >3.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >4.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >5.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >You mean the world to someone.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >6.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >If not for you, someone may not be</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >living.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >7.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >You are special and unique.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >8.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >9.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >10.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" > </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >11.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >12.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >A lways remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >13<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you'll both be happy<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >14.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >If you have a great friend, take the</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >time to let them know that they are great.</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" > </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >Send this letter to all the people you care about, if you do so, you will certainly brighten someone's day and might change their perspective on life...for the better.</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" > </span></span></b></div></div></div><div><div><div><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" > </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Papyrus;color:black;" >To everyone I sent this to</span></span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><b><i><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >"Thanks for your time</span></span></i></b><b><i><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;color:red;" ><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></i></b><b><i><span style=";font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Papyrus;color:red;" >"</span></span></i></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div> </div></span></div></div>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-58464156493166195892008-09-19T16:05:00.001-07:002008-09-26T14:26:02.339-07:00Fwd: Take Time!!<div><div><div style="margin: 0px;">Begin forwarded message:<span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b><br />From: MOM<br />Date: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >July 23, 2008 3:50:32 PM PDT<b><br />To: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" >KIDS <b><br />Subject: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;" ><b>Fw: Take Time!!<br /><br /></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><u><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">READ</span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span></u></span><u>THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND.</u><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><br />Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine.<br /><br />I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible.<br /><br />How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word 'refrigeration' mean nothing to you?<br /><br />How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television?<br /><br />I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , 'How about going to lunch in a half hour?' She would gas up and stammer, 'I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain' And my personal favorite: 'It's Monday.' She died a few years ago. We never did have lunch together.<br /><br />Because Americans cram so much into their lives, we tend to schedule our headaches.. We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves when all the conditions are perfect!<br /><br />We'll go back and visit the grandparents when we get Steve toilet trained We'll entertain when we replace the living room carpet. We'll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college .<br /><br />Life has a way of accelerating as we get older. The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer. One morning, we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany of 'I'm going to,' 'I plan on,' and 'Someday, when things are settled down a bit.'<br /><br />When anyone calls my 'seize the moment' friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips. She keeps an open mind on new ideas. Her enthusiasm for life is contagious. You talk with her for five minutes, and you're ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Roller blades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord.<br /><br />My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years. I love ice cream. It's just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process. The other day, I stopped the car and bought a triple-decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy.<br /><br />Now...go on and have a nice day. Do something you WANT to...not something on your SHOULD DO list. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?<br /><br />Make sure you read this to the end; you will understand why I sent this to you.<br /><br />Have you ever watched kids playing on a merry go round or listened to the rain lapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight or gazed at the sun into the fading night? Do you run through each day on the fly? When you ask 'How are you?' Do you hear the reply?<br /><br />When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? Ever told your child, 'We'll do it tomorrow.' And in your haste, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch? Let a good friendship die? Just call to say 'Hi'?<br /><br />When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift...Thrown away..... Life is not a race . Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.</span><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><b><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br /></b></span><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />It's National Friendship and FAMILY WEEK Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.<br />To those I have sent this to... I cherish our friendship and appreciate all you do.</b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><b><br /><br />'Li</b></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><b>f</b></span><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><b>e may not be the party we hoped for... but while we are here we might as well dance!'</b></span></div><br /></div> </div></div>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-5484716459828859562008-09-19T15:36:00.000-07:002008-09-24T09:53:55.657-07:00Fwd: Love this !---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />From:<br />Date: Sun, Mar 4, 2007 at 11:01 AM<br />Subject: Fwd: Love this !<br />To: momforwards<p><br />this one is just a hoot!</p><p></p><p>---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />From: MOM<br />To:<br />Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2007 06:40:10 EST<br />Subject: Fwd: Love this !</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and<br />decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife<br />decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,<br />and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up<br />alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you<br />doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"If you dothat, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.</p><p style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know something thinks you're intelligent</p>kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4898796952779726812.post-8400038176160012142008-09-19T15:34:00.001-07:002008-09-19T15:35:12.353-07:00Fwd: Fw: WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE..---------- Forwarded message ----------<br>From: Mom<br>Date: Thu, May 3, 2007 at 10:51 AM<br>Subject: Fw: WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE..<br>To:<p>Have a blessed day ladies!<p>From: "<br>To: "Mother<br>Subject: Fw: WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE..<br>Date: Tue, 1 May 2007 19:03:06 -0700<p><br>A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE..<p>A set of screwdrivers,<br>a cordless drill, and<br>a black lace bra..<p><br> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...<br>One friend who<br>Always makes her Laugh....<br>And one<br>Who lets her cry..<p><br>A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...<p>A good piece of furniture<br>not previously owned by<br>Anyone else in her family...<p>A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE<p>Eight matching plates,<br>Wine glasses with stems,<br>And a recipe for a meal that will<br>Make her guests feel honored.<p> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...<br>A feeling of control over<br>Her destiny...<p>EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>How to fall in love<br>Without losing herself...<p>EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>How to quit a Job<p> Break up with a lover<p>and confront a friend without ruining the friendship<p><br>EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>When to try harder... and<br>WHEN TO WALK AWAY.<p> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>That she can't change<br>The length of her calves,<br>The width of her hips, or<br>The nature of her parents...<p> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>That her childhood<br>May not have been<br>Perfect..but;<br>Its over...<p>EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>What she would and<br>Wouldn't<br>Do for love or more...<p>EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br> How to live alone...<br>even if<br>She doesn't like it...<p> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>Whom she can trust,<br>Whom she can't,<br>And why she shouldn't<br>Take it personally...<p> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>Where to go. ..<br>Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..<br>Or a charmin g inn in the woods.. .<br>When her soul needs soothing<p> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...<br>What she can and can't accomplish<br>In a day...<br>A month..<br>And a year.kmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00838552649046892750noreply@blogger.com0