Fwd: A Few Thoughts on Cat Baths... By The Cats

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From: MOM
Date: Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Subject: A Few Thoughts on Cat Baths... By The Cats
To: undisclosed-recipients


A few thoughts on cat baths... By The Cats:
'No, no, no, no..... NOOOOOO!

'I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!'

'Traction.... I'm losing Traction!'

'No, I'm not your Good Little Kitty anymore.'

'E.T. Phone home...... Quick!'

'You SUCK!'

'I don't think I like you anymore.'

'Jeeez, you call this water warm?'

'You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay.'

'But You Said You Loved Me!'

FW: DO NOT SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING-GUM

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From: MOM
Date: Thu, Nov 6, 2008 at 12:08 AM
Subject: Re:
To: KID


DO NOT SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING-GUM

or else, see what happens:

Fw: Does This Pumpkin Make My Butt Look Big?

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From: MOM

To: KID

Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:37 PM

Subject: Fw: Does This Pumpkin Make My Butt Look Big?

Happy Halloween!! You've been Mooned!!

One rule to this game.... You can NOT get someone who has already gotten you!

Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back!

from grandma

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From: Grandma
Date: Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 11:54 AM
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Happy Trails to You Until We Meet Again!

Hi there, I thought that you would like to hear this from me and not from someone else. I know what you are probably thinking. This is supposed to be a secret, but the truth will eventually come out.....
Anyway guess who is due in 2 months SCROLL DOWN........

Santa Claus

Gotcha!!!

You know it intrigued you enough to scroll down!!!

Fw: Mental Floss

From: MOM
Subject: Mental Floss
To: KID
Date: Sunday, October 12, 2008, 11:59 AM

A forward

MOM

Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! and. .......
if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.
What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.
What do you see?


You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
when you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again? Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.



ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every ' F ' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process 'OF'.


Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!




look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working . If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ

Fwd: These are just fab

From: MOM
Subject: FW: These are just fab
To: KIDS
Date: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:50 PM





















Today is International Disturbed People's Day





Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows,

take the special bus

or occasionally pee on yourself..

You hang in there sunshine, you're special

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a fullminute of happiness you'll never get back.


Today's Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Send to all the people you love and don't want to lose in 2008, even me.

If you get 3 back, you are a great friend.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.

Fwd: In charge - colonoscopy awareness

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From: MOM
To: KIDS
Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:12:45 -0400
Subject: In charge - colonoscopy awareness

The Colonoscopy



All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away .'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'
I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?

The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
If you don't send this to at least three people....who gives a shit?