Monday, September 22, 2008

Fwd: Did you know?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: MOM
Date: September 12, 2008 1:01:20 PM PDT
Subject: FW:Did you know?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !) The human heart creates enough pressure
when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A
pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head
against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe
at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times
its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field. (30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over
27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my
next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body
is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous,
do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that
cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine
glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like
that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too..)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot
longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least
once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to
someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other
words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that pig!)

No comments: