Fwd: Love this !

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Date: Sun, Mar 4, 2007 at 11:01 AM
Subject: Fwd: Love this !
To: momforwards

this one is just a hoot!

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From: MOM
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Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2007 06:40:10 EST
Subject: Fwd: Love this !

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you dothat, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know something thinks you're intelligent